Feb 9 2010

clientsfromhell:

Let’s Enhance..

Feb 8 2010
Omg James Joyce you dirty. You are not even going to believe this: “My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and **** you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.” Dudes! It gets SO MUCH WORSE! http://johnhamilton.us/2/jamesjoyceletters.htm

Omg James Joyce you dirty. You are not even going to believe this:

“My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and **** you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.”

Dudes! It gets SO MUCH WORSE!

http://johnhamilton.us/2/jamesjoyceletters.htm

The Garry Shandling Movie Poster Project

timheidecker:

A few years ago (2006?) while we were deep in the midst of making Tom Goes to the Mayor, myself, Doug Lussenhop and the artists of TGTTM (Kevin Gallegly, Jordan Kim, Chris Shapan) created these movies posters with Gary Shandling puns. I don’t remember why. I was just a silly thing to do.

I have long forgotten who did which one, so if you’d like to claim owndership of them, let me know and I’ll add credits.  also please, friends, submit your own shandling poster and I will add to this stream.

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Tim Heidecker

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Doug Lussenhop

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Doug Lussenhop

Jordan Kim

Jordan Kim

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FROM THE TWITTER:

@usebombs

@justin_allen

@seangdonaldson

@timboslice8

@fsimmons

@ghostofselleck

@sgaudemar

@Sanvean75

@BryanMillerShow

@Mondo13

@sweetgarbage

@Tess   (Shouldn’t this have been Cool Shand Luke?)

@mrbradles

@dril

Tory Harris

(via aromatic) Last one: story of my life. Also, “Hark, A Vagrant” is good.

(via aromatic)

Last one: story of my life.

Also, “Hark, A Vagrant” is good.

Karaoke Killings

georgeolken:

“Karaoke-related killings are not limited to the Philippines. In the past two years alone, a Malaysian man was fatally stabbed for hogging the microphone at a bar and a Thai man killed eight of his neighbors in a rage after they sang John Denver’s ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads.’”
Another type post, thanks to Colin Thiel.

Another type post, thanks to Colin Thiel.

(via lolamigas) “My professor told me to stop using Baskerville.” That actually happened to me.

(via lolamigas)

“My professor told me to stop using Baskerville.”

That actually happened to me.

Feb 7 2010
conversatron: funkss: dicksholley: aaronofpotato: I do the same thing. I am currently playing Pokemon. Omg, lolz Charizard is a G.

conversatron:

funkss:

dicksholley:

aaronofpotato:

I do the same thing.

I am currently playing Pokemon.

Omg, lolz Charizard is a G.

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